snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that
volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor
whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT
I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD
time for haircut
"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."
Tentatively greeting the world today…